Disillusioned Discordian

Evans the mushroom fiend.
March 26, 2008, 5:04 pm
Filed under: Current Affairs

I saw this article today, and wondered if perhaps the police haven’t got better things to do  than investigating whether Chris Evans once took some Magic Mushrooms. The taking of some Pyschoactive Mushrooms has become an activity banned by the state, when they were made the widespread libery cap, and other Mushrooms from the Psilocybe genus class A drugs in 2005. Previously it was just the active chemical once extracted rather than the actual unprocessed mushroom that was illegal. Don’t worry it’s still legal to buy the spores and you can learn how to cultivate them here, as long as you don’t announce your plans on national radio it should be cool, or you could just go and pick some in the autumn. Before new labour classified them as a class A drug there was untold misery and destruction wrecked upon British society by scores of mushroom addicts trying to rob old pensioners, but then forgetting where they were, and mumbling something about an expanding fractals and hive mind consciousness. There are also rumours that many fields are supplying this dangerous drug to our otherwise pure and chastised youth, there are plans to lock these fields up in prison where they belong. The nation’s minds will then be free to understand important things like watching reality TV shows and operating spreadsheets without trying to question the talking microsoft paperclip as to where he (one assumes the gender in this instance) hid the caterpillar’s Hookah pipe.

 PS Evan’s could be clever and say he was taking Fly agaric (amanita muscaria) which contains muscimol as the Pyschoactive ingredient rather than a mushroom containing Psiocybe such as Liberty Cap (Psilocybe Semilanceata). The former due to it’s less widespread uptake is still legal (at least until blog posts like this bring it to some officious killjoy’s attention). Of the two it it caries more risks as it can make you violently sick (although no recorded fatalities) as opposed to the later which is non-toxic. It also isn’t as much fun (apparently). Of course now these mushrooms are criminalized people wanted to take them will have to risk poisoning themselves by picking their own. Get some decent fields guides and go with someone who knows what they are eating please kids.


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