Disillusioned Discordian

Behold a new weapon in the battle for hearts and mind
February 14, 2008, 4:34 pm
Filed under: Current Affairs

A deadly new meme weapon has been unleashed into the world. Yes  it’s Assud, the Jew-eating rabbit. You may scoff and say, “Hey I’m no Jew, Assud can’t get me” but I predict it’s only a matter of time before we see the likes of Floppy, the Christian eating rabbit; Dodo, the Hindu-eating rabbit, and Cuthbert the Quaker-Munching Bunny. Yes no faith is safe from having young minds turn against them by these fiends.

On the plus side, Israeli scientist are working flat out to prepare a special version of Watership down where Assud’s rabbit warren gets dug up by an armored CAT. Nice.


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Blair Rabbit, chewing away at Civil Liberties?

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