Disillusioned Discordian

Italian Beach plays tribute to fascistic past.
June 29, 2007, 9:51 am
Filed under: Current Affairs

An Italian beach has banned man. The rationale behind the move is that this will allow women to lounge whilst scantly clad, rubbing suncream into their tanned bodies without us leering men dribbling. I don’t see why men couldn’t just be made to wear sunglasses, then these women wouldn’t be able to see their eyes popping out and all offense would be removed. Instead however the owner of this beach has decided to ban men. Imagine if you will that he had decided to ban ‘Jews’, because a Jew had once ogled a women. This of course would be highly offensive, and hopefully result in the owner being lynched or locked up in jail. Yet it seems fine for this owner to ban %50 of the population based solely on their biological determined sex. If I was an Italian bloke I’d travel to the beach and go their just in protest, even risking the exposure of my pale body in public.


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