Disillusioned Discordian

All Hail Eris… all hail the goddess
June 15, 2007, 10:55 am
Filed under: Current Affairs, Mumbo Jumbo

Discordians across the world rejoiced at the renaming of 2003 UB313 to Eris. This is prophesied in the book of Pope Emily XI, and heralds the coming of the age of the Sacred Chao. There has been widespread anticipation of Horoscopes being re-written to attempt to the new influence that Eris will have upon our spiritual beings. Helpfully I have charted the progress of Eris across the night skies and with the power invested in my as a High Pope I have created an official Pope Decree.    

Eris is currently in retrograde thus allowing for an increase of Bureaucracy. Therefore you will meet a mysterious grey-face who although looking like a normal person. Follow person and place an apple in their bag revel their true being to you.  A blessing will surely await yee….


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