Disillusioned Discordian

I hate to bash the first female Home Secretary but Jacqui Smith really is a stupid piece of shit. On the 6^th March 2008 she made her ‘speech’ on ID cards. I say speech but really that implies that the sounds coming out of her mouth were forming a coherent and rational position. Even in this jaded and cynical post-Blair world in which our brains have been cluster fucked to the point of oblivion by a vast array of overpaid  spin doctors,   who collectively group wank over  each others powers of sophistry,  which they publish in their seedy & ego pandering  ‘PR weekly’, she still inspires a heartfelt rage. The type of rage that makes the 1968 student protest look like a candy box  (Christmas special) ITV ‘dramatization’ of Dickens in which Jamie Oliver cooks the Christmas feast for Tiny Tim.  She is incapable of actually understanding the most basic points of IT security when it comes to ID and the Database state: 

“Because your name will be linked by your fingerprints to a unique entry on the National Identity Register, you will have much greater protection from identity theft - no-one will be able to impersonate you, like they can now, just by finding our your name and address and personal details.” 

Uh well maybe, but then again if you had a brain rather than a sponge for soaking up neo-labor double speak you would have realized that this is going on. As much as I will enjoy purchasing a copy of Blair’s fingerprint and using it to steal his identity thus draining his various Swiss bank accounts of the proceeds from his pathetic lecture tours I am slightly worried about my own identity.