Disillusioned Discordian

Everyone knows that something isn’t news these days unless it has a facebook group. The internet has a wonderful ability to bring people together, and what could be more beautiful than a discordian conspiracy come to fruit. Yes the 15^th May is going to be C-Day. A day on which thousands, nay millions of people will go out and panic buy carrots. Why you might ask? Why in defiance of the Gray faces the carrot people will retort! 
Yes the carrot is unique in its capacity to unite people across the globe, Christians, Muslims, Buddist, Pagana, Atheists can all love the carrot. Its strong spiritual aura is in touch with the zeitgeist, and under the guidance of the Lady Eris the people of the world will come together in celebration of this root vegetable. The carrots will be amassed at local landmarks and people will gather from far and wide. Join the group here