Disillusioned Discordian

You too can turn your club or pub into a Big Brother surveillance state. With this state of the art piece of technology you can compile huge database of personal and sensitive private information in mere seconds. Want to make a bit on the side? Well you can burn it onto a disc and sell it onto the Russian Mafia. Just make sure your temporary staff don’t beat you to the post though!

Perhaps your pub or club is being used by suspected terrorists, political activists, gays or Jews. With this system you can supply the Police, Mafia or Identity thieves with all information they need to keep them happy. Remember non-compliance with the state could lead fines and your children starving in the gutter.